Like all good stories, this began on an outdoor snooker table. While playing in the sun, a friend challenged Kieran to fill the table with litter. Just one month later, the table was covered with 1,603 lids producing a mosaic myriad of colour.

So what happened next? Did Kieran pop them all in a recycling bag for bin day?

Nope. Instead, he had a helluva truly Rubbish Idea.